We’ve just bought a 2.2 CRDI diesel Freelander 2 in striking Santorini Black. We’ve gone for the top-spec HSE model with Leather/Suede interior. The car is being supplied by Marshall Land Rover in Halesworth (big thanks to salesman Phil Crank).

Duncan has plans for this Freelander – he wants to fit low profile tyres on the largest alloy wheels he can find, and replace all of the contrasting body trim with body-colour parts instead.

Thankfully he’s not mentioned neon lights yet.